would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??
whats a matter baby
nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
I literally did not see that coming
(via wheresmydarcy)
If you have a heart you’ll re-
If you care reblog, if not keep scr-
It won’t make your blog ugly, if you re-
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probably-infested-with-nargles:
how come nobody got pregnant at hogwarts? i mean come on, surely there was some unprotected hanky panky going on there.
Wizardry.
ahh, makes sense.
fetus deletus
Protectus erectus
(via fckingcrocodile)
i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants
sometimes to the left
sometimes to the right
sometimes up
sometimes down
sometimes painful
sometimes not
depends
take it back now y’all
One hop this time
please don’t jump on my penis
charlie brown
(via fckingcrocodile)
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
this happens.
(Source: turnwaysgodhead, via fckingcrocodile)
